Mein Yiddische Mama!
Q.
What is a genius?
A.
An average student with a Jewish mother.
Q. What did the Jewish
mother bank teller say to her customer?
A. "You never write, you never call, you only come to see me when you
need money."
Q.
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she told her she
had an affair?
A.
"Who catered it?"
Q. What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish
mothers?
A. Guilt.
Q.
What kind of cigarettes do Jewish mothers smoke?
A.
Gefiltered.
Q. Why did the Jewish
mother want to be buried near Bloomingdale's?
A. So her daughter would visit twice a week.
Q. Why do Jewish
mothers make great parole officers?
A. They never let anyone finish a sentence.
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Word of Wisdom
Cancer schmancer! As long as you're healthy!
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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ
נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
(Proverbs 17:22)

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