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Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
Doctor: "Don't answer!"

A car hit an elderly Jewish man.
The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?"
The man says, "I make a good living."

Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See? What did I tell you!"

A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest.
The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?"
The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen,
your check came back."
Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man
couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another
six months.

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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)

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